This week on Mai Tai T.V., I don’t just manage to offend all of Philadelphia, I also manage to piss off the entire nation of Curaçao. To which I say, I can’t take any nation seriously that requires a special character to spell its name.

Even better, we give an in-depth review of Deadpool and ponder its effect on future superhero movies. We look at the gruesome mid-season premiere of The Walking Dead (particularly what kind of bullet blew of Carl’s head) and we discuss our recent trip to the Mutter Museum and The Yachtsman Tiki bar. Finally, Hambone makes a flawless Blue Hawaii and now you can too.

Blue Hawaii (Beachbum Berry version)

2 oz unsweetened pineapple juice

3/4 oz fresh lemon juice

3/4 oz blue Curacao

1/4 oz simple syrup

1/2 teaspoon cream of half and half

1.5 oz vodka

Shake well with plenty of ice and pour unstrained into a tall glass