The Semitic Svengali Josh Goldfarb returns to Mai Tai Happy Hour from his rescue mission in Thailand to talk about just how frustrating it is to poop in a Bangkok non-flushing toilet. With the recent announcement of not 0ne, but two new Joker movies, we decided now would be a good time to rank the best Jokers of all time. Meanwhile, Harrison Ford will reprise his role as Indiana Jones in the fifth installment of the legendary series and we have no idea why another film is necessary. 

Let’s take a second to recognize the genius of Harvey Laguerre. Last week, Big Black walked us through his ingenious plan to get Hulk Hogan back into the WWE. Little did we know that just a few days later, Hogan would be reinstated into the WWE Hall of Fame. Sadly, Harvey’s dream didn’t live up to reality. Then again, fantasy booking never does. 

Finally, Hambone talks about his recent visit to the Bowie exhibit at the Brooklyn Museum and I give a deep dive into my journey into the National Museum of Funerals in Houston. All this and Hambone teaches us how to make the Birds of Paradise cocktail.