This week on Mai Tai Happy Hour, I rib Hambone mercilessly for forgetting that it’s Talk like a Pirate Day and force him to review the strangest Muppet show on Netflix — Dark Crystal. We check out the new Tiger Army album, “Retrofuture,” and I give my early thoughts on the third season of Mr. Mercedes. Finally, Hambone just got back from Oklahoma and he’s dying to talk about all the food and hot girls he met.

Plus we unbox the greatest Funko Frankie Pop! ever and Hambone teaches us how to make a cocktail.